Chaldean Chaos

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Ereshkigal's Erotic Error

[ Displacement of the Divine Dildo ]

Something is amiss! Goddess of the Underworld Ereshkigal has come to you for aid. She has lost something very important, and it's up to you and a search partner to find it. Will you save the day like a true hero, or get distracted and lose your way? Only time will tell...

[ Premise ]

As a gift and congratulations to Ereshkigal finally being able to reach Chaldea, Ishtar anonymously sends her sister a "gift". A crystalized lore beautifully crafted into a phallic shape. The pure magic that radiates from it makes the item a fine possession to have, though its intended use differs greatly from most crystallized lore. Upon receiving the gift Ereshkigal, too vanilla for her own good, sends it away in a flustered fit. Only after it's gone does she realize what she had done. In her embarrassed outrage she accidentally sent it to Chaldea instead of her own vault. Now the panicked goddess must retrieve it before anyone find out it's hers! To keep the damage to her reputation a minimum! After all it does have her name inscribed on the base... In a fit of desperation you (and possibly a partner) are called upon to help her find the object. Because of her shame Ereshkigal is unable to tell you what she's actually missing, but she's sure it's bound to turn up! You'll know it when you see it. Unbeknownst to her, and everyone else for that matter, something seems to be going around. Not a sickness or a bug, but something viral nonetheless. A Sumerian fever if you will. Thanks to the fertility goddess that started this mess in the first place. Is it hot in here? Do you feel a little urge to do something naughty? Has that desire for pulling on the gacha turned into something else?

[ Prompts ]

The Search Party Class Tendency Word spreads quick. It's not long before Ereshkigal has convinced most of Chaldea to help her in the search. You and your search partner are given an area to search and a short description of the item: An iridescent long, hard thing. Radiates magic and has my name on the bottom. If you find it please don't show anyone else! It is the property of a goddess so bring it straight to me, thank you! It may be dangerous and should be sealed away. An odd description, but if you're already on board that shouldn't deter you. If you want you can ask Ereshkigal for more clarity. Aside from that it's up to you and your partner to tackle a game plan on how to find this mysterious magical item! However if you're more inclined to slacking off you might see that Ishtar doesn't seem to be all too eager to help either. Maybe you should ask her about that. Does the goddess just like to see her little sister squirm at the thought of missing something, or is it something more? Evil Bone(r) One theory is that the "Long Hard Thing" got lost in training through the Chaldea Gate. Which would make sense if it were a weapon, right? Perhaps it's that. You and your partner must quest through waves of enemies, but make sure you're equipped to handle what comes your way. With demi-humans, divine arms, demonic beats, and shadow servants all susceptible to the Sumerian Fever they might ask for something other than your life as payment for your defeat. (This is a battle prompt that doesn't need to be smutty, but if players decide to take that route it's suggested both share NPCing the monsters for each other unless some other arrangement is agreed upon) Treasure Vault Unlike in previous training areas this one has no enemies to fight. All the haunted doors seem to be lifeless at this point. Most of them are closed, but the large golden vaults have themselves spread open to lure you in. Because of course — something that's valuable might be stored in a treasure vault after all! Why wouldn't you look there? But, in an unfortunate twist of events, you might find yourself trapped inside! The door catches you as you look inside, and you fall in a way that leaves you stuck and exposed for your search partner or any passersby to see you! Ah... you can feel as the door melts away your clothes... Have you now become a treasured glory hole? Seems like it. (Here is some NSFW visual references, but I was envisioning something less "petrified kink" and more "stuck in a wall" kink) Funky Fever During your search you discover the source of the strange ailment that's going around. There's a tablet with a large rosette adorned with the eight pointed star of Venus. It says to nullify the powers of the tablet one must bring forth the right elements that represent Ishtar: dragon fang, chaos claw, heart of a foreign god. Present the right items, and the tablet shatters and the curse is lifted. Present the wrong items and a seven headed snake appears to ruin those who might trespass on the property of a goddess. You Found the Long Hard Thing You finally find the crystallized lore, but... the item isn't as you expected. Or maybe it is, and your mind just went straight to the gutter. Either way you can feel the pure magic that radiates from the crystal dildo even as you just get close to it. It's truly compelling even if you might not be into that sort of thing. You've got a couple options here... do you return it? Perhaps when you give it back you decide to use it on Ereshkigal herself? Keep it? Use it... on yourself or your partner? Maybe pawn it off, or deduce everything that happened was Ishtar's fault from the beginning and give her a piece of your mind? The power is now in your hands.

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Comments

[offshoots]

[His hand lifts. Half of a shrug. The other one still holds her Dumb Dildo.] I'm not trying to protect whatever first impression you have of me but I'll admit she has a nice body. Definitely not my type, though. [WHAT IS YOUR TYPE. ROBIN. Has he been talking to her more? He thought it was about the same amount he talked to anybody else wait a sECOND.] What's more interesting is what you've said just there. Have you been watching over your sister? Are you being overprotective over the men she talks to? What a cute sibling.

[kurnugia]

[ They have the same body type DROP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, ROBIN. ]

Be quiet! I... How she lives her life just goes against my principles, that's all! You don't want anyone to die like that, do you?

[offshoots]

[DROPS EVETRYTHING DROPS HIS LIFE DROPS HIS PANTS no not that He's not in a place where he can criticize how someone lives like Ereshkigal is. In fact, that's the last thing he would do. But when she brings in Death,] What do you mean?

1/2

[kurnugia]

Hmph. I would hope she learned a few things since the last time she went to the underworld...

[ Perhaps she'd fight better battles, find a better man— ]

Listen, Robin. Once you enter the gates of Irkalla, there's no going back. [ Usually. ] If such a fate befell her again... [ If Ishtar disappeared without becoming the bright and shining goddess she should be, still repeating the same mistakes... ]

[kurnugia]

[ Um, no. She's definitely not thinking about her duty as the older sister. ]

If she goes to the underworld without instilling a drop of discipline in that body of hers, think about what I'd have to go through!

3/3 sorry

[kurnugia]

Ah, well, I could always shrink her like always. But if she behaved a little better, that wouldn't have to happen. Don't you agree?

it's all good in da (robin) hood

[offshoots]

[There's a lot to unpack here. Ishtar being to the underworld before. The Gates of Irkalla. Ereshkigal obviously being worried for her sister but acting like she's only concerned about herself. Stuff he has no business with. He's going to think of Tiny Ishtar, though. He laughs into his collar.] Just shrink her, I say. You probably know better than I do, but I don't think there's any use hoping for her better behavior. Unless you can shrink egos. [Besides he'd love to see it.] Although Goddesses sure get some overpowered abilities compared to the rest of us. You two goddesses and one AI, especially.

stop

[kurnugia]

[ She laughs. For someone who keeps her sister company, he's pretty funny. ]

I suppose so. I hope I haven't scared you off. Though... it seems with that AI, you've gone through plenty.

channeling my inner robin to be embarrassing as possible

[offshoots]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure BB has made it her personal mission to use and abuse me any way she can think of. [His life is suffering.] So, sorry, it'll take a lot more than shrinking or zapping powers. [Just don't shrink his dick.] You're easier to talk to, at least.

[kurnugia]

Oh.

[Uhhhhhh.

Shoot. Why are they here again? All she wanted him to do was use the crystallized lore on her! Why is she embarrassed now of all times? How did it come to this?!]

A-anyway. Sit over there. Um, on the bed.

[offshoots]

[Though he's confused, curious, and even a little indignant at being given orders -- he follows them without too much protest.] 'Kay. [But maybe the way he sits down heavily and begins searching his pockets says enough. Not paying attention to her. He pulls out a cigarette...] Shouldn't I be the one making orders? I have your... precious lost item. Well, it's not really my style. Alright, I'm here on your bed. Now what?

[kurnugia]

[ No, no, no! Stupid, stupid archer. This is not how she imagined this to go! First of all, she thought all chivalrous thieves were romantic and... nevermind. She places herself behind him, eager to teach him a lesson.

Or she would be eager if she wasn't so afraid of screwing this up. ]

Now...

[ Her hands nervously wrap around his waist. ]

I want you to relax.

[ Delicate fingers begin to slide down, making their way over the fabric between his thighs. ]

1/3

[offshoots]

[She imagined it, huh? She imagined a chivalrous thief as romantic. Yeah, maybe Aladdin. And Fox Robin Hood. Not this one. He doesn't expect anything as she crawls to sit behind him, but he is confused. And curious. He doesn't light the match in his hand just yet as he takes a moment to look over his shoulder and]

2/3

[offshoots]

[Goes still in the next as her arms encircled his torso. He can hear her voice right in his ear. Right. He was feeling warm and funny earlier. His decision making was pretty weak, too. He's feeling that again. Relax? Hah. No chance. Definitely not the second her fingers brush over a particularly sensitive area on his too tight (he thinks this now) and too thin (normally he's fine with it) pants. His cigarette drops out of his mouth and hits the floor.] Gh! [Relax?! She can tell him to do whatever but that doesn't mean he's going to cooperate.] Hold-! T-time out! [WHY IS SHE TOUCHING I mean he's not a virgin but he's a Virgin. The match hits the floor after his cigarette as he grabs her wrists and pulls them away.] I didn't find your dildo gift for you to thank me with sexual favors?!

oh we're going here ok

[offshoots]

[──Right? Wait.] ... Did Ishtar talk to you?