[Check out that aggressive stance... OH GOD WHAT SHOULD HE DO. He doesn't have his kata-- wait, no, this bird is an endangered national treasure! He shouldn't attack it anyway! Even if it's in self-defense... First the crying babies, and now wildlife acting like they own the place - the hell is wrong with this inn?
If he can't physically ward off this CRAZED BEAST, then the next-best thing is intimidation. The loose sleeves of his yukata resemble wings, don't they? Especially if he spreads his arms and flaps them a little. That's right! Be the dominant bird!
And accidentally initiate a mating dance, it's fine.]
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If he can't physically ward off this CRAZED BEAST, then the next-best thing is intimidation. The loose sleeves of his yukata resemble wings, don't they? Especially if he spreads his arms and flaps them a little. That's right! Be the dominant bird!
And accidentally initiate a mating dance, it's fine.]